which jungles have wi fi so i can move there and start my tribe
I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles
it’s not murder if you say sorry after
My old cats, Tom and Little, always slept together in a guitar case. They both lived for seventeen years and my family is still convinced that they were in love. Little was perfectly healthy when Tom died, but a week after his death she stopped eating and would hide behind couches and in corners all day. Within a month, she passed away too. They are buried side by side in our garden.
why u scream
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
what if death is just level 2
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
you can still be thick and have a thigh gap
i get jealous so easily and i hate it
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.